solo dev, wandered into the matrix, never found my way back out...

it's just me, a terminal, and a codebase full of things I'd rather not explain to the police
break it, rebuild it, convince myself it was on purpose the whole time
that's the entire SDLC
status is always "shipping."
regrets are always 0, mostly because I stopped counting around commit #47 and never looked back
if it works, I built that
if it doesn't, it's a feature I haven't documented yet or evidence, depending who's asking

chat, agents, and skills (Gmail, Google Calendar, web search, project generation) running entirely on your own provider API keys — no subscription, no middleman.

• keys sealed client-side with AES-256-GCM — the server never sees them
• one-command Docker deployment: ghcr.io/theguysudo/enzo
• agents with scheduled runs + a custom agent builder that drafts an agent from a plain-language task description
• Apache-2.0

TypeScript on the front, Python where nobody checks, Docker because "works on my machine" stopped being a legal defense.

_{numbers don't lie. luckily I do.}

_{it eats my contributions every day. consider it evidence disposal.}