[TheGreatAxios]

Closes CL-11843 (https://linear.app/abklabs/issue/CL-11843/add-the-corbits-triage-policy-to-corbits-builder).

Changes

Adds .corbits-triage.yml:

• Process rules:
  • A linked GitHub or Linear issue is required; a pull request without one is closed with a note to open an issue first. Other failures request changes.
  • Also checked: one change per pull request, Conventional Commits, CI green, no merge conflicts, no AI attribution, no hidden text, no duplicates.
  • Rejected outright: node_modules, .env.hub, .env.web and tmp/.
• Sensitive paths: vendor/, patches/, migrations and auth are high; CI, deploy and bun.lock are medium.
• Code rules on added code:
  • Fail: the convention preset (IIFEs, promise chains, empty catches, nested ternaries, ?? 0, ?? [], suppression comments), a catch without a binding, and imports of vendored Interchange source by path.
  • Ask a maintainer: hand-rolled setTimeout sleeps, the interface opening its own EventSource or WebSocket, and invented || [], ?? "", || "" and || 0 fallbacks.
• Actions: approve passing pull requests from thegreataxios and brianjfox; assign unsure ones to thegreataxios.
• Off: code review and size checks.

Verification

• Triage's policy reader (policy-check-action) reports the file as valid.
• Triage's local check (cli.ts check) on a throwaway commit failed all four code rules: conventions, errors-kept, interchange-owns-it and invented-fallbacks.
• bun run check's pre-commit gates (format, lint, typecheck) passed.

[linear-code]

CL-11843

[TheGreatAxios]

Replaced by #2, on the Linear issue's branch.