diff --git a/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/SchedulerOffTestProfile.java b/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/SchedulerOffTestProfile.java
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..122b06d0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/SchedulerOffTestProfile.java
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+package com.bmscomp.kates;
+
+import java.util.Map;
+
+import io.quarkus.test.junit.QuarkusTestProfile;
+
+/**
+ * Turns every {@code @Scheduled} job off, for a test that stubs an
+ * {@code @InjectMock} bean a job also calls.
+ *
+ * <p>Mockito ties {@code when(mock.call()).thenReturn(...)} to the last call
+ * made on that mock, from any thread. A job that calls the mock while the
+ * test stubs it, as the timeout reaper's {@code findByStatus} did, takes the
+ * stub, and the test fails with {@code WrongTypeOfReturnValue}.
+ */
+public class SchedulerOffTestProfile implements QuarkusTestProfile {
+
+    @Override
+    public Map<String, String> getConfigOverrides() {
+        return Map.of("quarkus.scheduler.enabled", "false");
+    }
+}
diff --git a/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/api/AdvisorResourceTest.java b/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/api/AdvisorResourceTest.java
index 515ea496..1ecf76fc 100644
--- a/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/api/AdvisorResourceTest.java
+++ b/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/api/AdvisorResourceTest.java
@@ -7,16 +7,19 @@
 
 import io.quarkus.test.InjectMock;
 import io.quarkus.test.junit.QuarkusTest;
+import io.quarkus.test.junit.TestProfile;
 import io.restassured.RestAssured;
 import org.junit.jupiter.api.Test;
 import org.mockito.Mockito;
 
+import com.bmscomp.kates.SchedulerOffTestProfile;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.domain.TestRun;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.domain.TestType;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.service.AdvisorService;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.service.TestRunRepository;
 
 @QuarkusTest
+@TestProfile(SchedulerOffTestProfile.class)
 class AdvisorResourceTest {
 
     @InjectMock
diff --git a/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/api/TestResourceTest.java b/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/api/TestResourceTest.java
index 49412c75..04d0f059 100644
--- a/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/api/TestResourceTest.java
+++ b/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/api/TestResourceTest.java
@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@
 
 import io.quarkus.test.InjectMock;
 import io.quarkus.test.junit.QuarkusTest;
+import io.quarkus.test.junit.TestProfile;
 import org.eclipse.microprofile.rest.client.inject.RestClient;
 import org.junit.jupiter.api.BeforeEach;
 import org.junit.jupiter.api.Test;
@@ -17,6 +18,7 @@
 import org.junit.jupiter.params.provider.EnumSource;
 import org.mockito.ArgumentCaptor;
 
+import com.bmscomp.kates.SchedulerOffTestProfile;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.domain.TestResult;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.domain.TestRun;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.domain.TestSpec;
@@ -28,6 +30,7 @@
 import com.bmscomp.kates.trogdor.spec.ProduceBenchSpec;
 
 @QuarkusTest
+@TestProfile(SchedulerOffTestProfile.class)
 class TestResourceTest {
 
     @InjectMock
diff --git a/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/report/ReportResourceTest.java b/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/report/ReportResourceTest.java
index f17447f6..9d6c499a 100644
--- a/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/report/ReportResourceTest.java
+++ b/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/report/ReportResourceTest.java
@@ -8,17 +8,20 @@
 
 import io.quarkus.test.InjectMock;
 import io.quarkus.test.junit.QuarkusTest;
+import io.quarkus.test.junit.TestProfile;
 import io.restassured.RestAssured;
 import io.restassured.http.ContentType;
 import org.junit.jupiter.api.Test;
 import org.mockito.Mockito;
 
+import com.bmscomp.kates.SchedulerOffTestProfile;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.domain.TestResult;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.domain.TestRun;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.domain.TestType;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.service.TestRunRepository;
 
 @QuarkusTest
+@TestProfile(SchedulerOffTestProfile.class)
 class ReportResourceTest {
 
     @InjectMock
diff --git a/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/schedule/ScheduleResourceTest.java b/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/schedule/ScheduleResourceTest.java
index 500c25d3..862849ff 100644
--- a/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/schedule/ScheduleResourceTest.java
+++ b/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/schedule/ScheduleResourceTest.java
@@ -19,6 +19,7 @@
 
 import io.quarkus.test.InjectMock;
 import io.quarkus.test.junit.QuarkusTest;
+import io.quarkus.test.junit.TestProfile;
 import io.restassured.RestAssured;
 import io.restassured.http.ContentType;
 import org.eclipse.microprofile.rest.client.inject.RestClient;
@@ -33,11 +34,13 @@
 import org.mockito.ArgumentCaptor;
 import org.mockito.Mockito;
 
+import com.bmscomp.kates.SchedulerOffTestProfile;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.domain.TestType;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.service.TopicService;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.trogdor.TrogdorClient;
 
 @QuarkusTest
+@TestProfile(SchedulerOffTestProfile.class)
 class ScheduleResourceTest {
 
     @InjectMock
diff --git a/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/trend/TrendServiceTest.java b/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/trend/TrendServiceTest.java
index 81113807..391c180d 100644
--- a/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/trend/TrendServiceTest.java
+++ b/kates/src/test/java/com/bmscomp/kates/trend/TrendServiceTest.java
@@ -13,11 +13,13 @@
 
 import io.quarkus.test.InjectMock;
 import io.quarkus.test.junit.QuarkusTest;
+import io.quarkus.test.junit.TestProfile;
 import io.restassured.RestAssured;
 import org.junit.jupiter.api.BeforeEach;
 import org.junit.jupiter.api.Test;
 import org.mockito.Mockito;
 
+import com.bmscomp.kates.SchedulerOffTestProfile;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.domain.TestResult;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.domain.TestRun;
 import com.bmscomp.kates.domain.TestSpec;
@@ -37,6 +39,7 @@
  * found it.
  */
 @QuarkusTest
+@TestProfile(SchedulerOffTestProfile.class)
 class TrendServiceTest {
 
     private static final String TOPIC = "trend-topic";